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Love Joke of the
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Married life
is full of excitement :
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. |
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Love Poem Of the
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O Mistress
Mine
by William Shakespeare
O
Mistress mine, where are you roaming?
O, stay and hear; your true love's coming,
That can sing both high and low:
Trip no further, pretty sweeting;
Journeys end in lovers meeting,
Every wise man's son doth know.
What is love? 'Tis not hereafter;
Present mirth hath present laughter;
What's to come is still unsure:
In delay there lies not plenty;
Then, come kiss me, sweet and twenty,
Youth's a stuff will not endure. |
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Peaches: When you say the word peaches, your lips
come together for less than a second. Imagine saying this when
you kiss - it happens very quickly.
Prunes: Described as such because the
movement of the lips during this kiss roughly approximates that
caused by uttering the word prunes. It's Longer than a peaches
kiss.
Alfalfa: Hold your tongue with your
fingers and try to say alfalfa - you can't do it. Nor can you
perform the alfalfa kiss without using the tongue.
Glass: This kiss is most commonly used
when you are separated by a pane of glass. Oftentimes you are in
a hurry and can't roll down the car window, or the sliding door
is shut and you don't want to let the cold air in the house. If
you are participating in a glass kiss and the other person pulls
away to see your pressed lips, blow air into the window and make
your checks swell.
Underwater : Remember wondering what it
would be like to kiss underwater?
Then you convinced your neighbor to try it with you in the pool,
you found out it was no big deal: you can't feel their lips very
well, the chlorine hurts your eyes, and you swallow water on
your way to the surface. It may be more interesting if you fill
the pool with Jell-O.
Noisy: A kiss that makes noise is not
unusual, it's just noisy - which means at times can be
considered rude.
Thrown: Not too common anymore. Seen
mostly in parades and silent movies. Can be traumatic if you
don't warm up your arm.
Blown: Similar to the thrown kiss, but
used at close range or when a thrown kiss might be intercepted.
Hand: This kiss is another member of the
thrown-kiss fairly. The only difference is that after the kiss
is placed in the hand, it is personally delivered and applied to
the other person's face. Although more accurate than either the
thrown or blown kiss, it can be hazardous if delivered with a
slap.
Dark: Kissing in the dark is a problem for
those with bad sense of direction - they end up kissing the ear.
One way to alleviate this problem is to locate your date's nose,
grip it tightly to use as a reference point, and kiss below the
hand.
Grandma Bunny: These are the types kisses
you get from older relatives. "Bunny" refers to the soft white
hair grandmothers have above their lips, which they often
moisten before kissing.
Source :
Kiss4Kiss
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