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Love and Romance Jokes |
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Love Joke of the
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Married life
is full of excitement :
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. |
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Love Poem Of the
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O Mistress
Mine
by William Shakespeare
O
Mistress mine, where are you roaming?
O, stay and hear; your true love's coming,
That can sing both high and low:
Trip no further, pretty sweeting;
Journeys end in lovers meeting,
Every wise man's son doth know.
What is love? 'Tis not hereafter;
Present mirth hath present laughter;
What's to come is still unsure:
In delay there lies not plenty;
Then, come kiss me, sweet and twenty,
Youth's a stuff will not endure. |
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It's true that all
men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so
beautiful?"
"So you would love her."
"But why did you make her so dumb?"
"So she would love you."
Married life is full of excitement :
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Once there was a
millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the
pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful
daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party,
and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I
have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million
dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool
full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a
large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he
could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he
kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he
made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor
injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't
think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do
you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want
your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that
water!"
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